The AMERICAN CHURCH of MOKWHEN and the UFO COMMUNE

DISCLAIMER!

This is an ARTISTIC SATIRE. We are NOT a religious organization, business or CULT! All claims in this website are JOKES.


Welcome to our website

The American Church of Mokwhen and the UFO Commune was founded in Texas, 2005. Our beloved founder and Listener to the Bloodstained Will of Mokwhen and Commander to His Followers, Mr. Conagher, helped spread the Truth and open the eyes of his Family. As the truth about reality slowly opened people's minds to the Toils of Gwodnoil and his seven daughters, other communes were opened. So far we have them in:

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Why Submit to Mokwhen?

"Because it just makes sense!"

Many Submit to Mokwhen through this logical argument alone: Hunoaw is full of soulswappers and tricks. We don't trust anyone. With our faith solely in the Will of Mokwhen and Mr. Conagher, we follow, in our lack of Hunoaw'an vision, to the mighty End of Gwodnoil and his seven daughters. If anything made sense, it would be this.


Frequently Stated Lies

Over the years, I have been asked many ridiculous things as a way to slander my Journey to End Gwodnoil and his seven daughters' reign. I don't want my time wasted, so here is a quick 'debunking' of all the most commonest questions.

  1. "Do you have any proof of Mokwhen/soulswappers/etc.?"


    Yes. But considering you can't even see the Truth yourself, you have already been seduced by the blatant lies of Gwodnoil and his seven daughters; so I'm not going to entertain your bait.

  2. "Is this based of Christianity/Buddism/etc.?"


    NO. This has nothing to do with those fairytales.

  3. "My son/husband/wife/daughter/etc. has gone missing and he mentioned this place. Where is he?"


    Does it matter? Clearly you don't care about him enough to realise Mokwhen and his Conquest to End the Peverse reign of Gwodnoil and his seven daughters is a good idea.

Who is Gwodnoil and his daughters?

Gwodnoil is Mokwhen's mortal enemy and the 'puppetteer' behind all objectively (and subjectively) wrong things. He has seven evil daughters but their names are not important because ultimately Gwodnoil is in charge. Hunoaw is in turmoil and we live in dark times, much darker than any other point in 500 years of its existence. Gwodnoil has been known to work through tricks and lies, unlike our Righteous Bender of Wills and Blood, Mokwhen, who tackles an issue head on.